You win all of the things today.

Now this is good trollin.

They are also forced to use them when manufacturers dictate. Plus as far as journalism credit..jalopnik isn't high on the list

it’s not a contest.

Everyone who writes with a ton of snark thinks they are being original and clever as well. It’s like “No you fucking idiot everyone else is already doing it. Stop.”

I absolutely agree with you but here’s where you’ve lost touch with reality somewhat. Most manfacturers aren’t going to hand every bike they make to every publication for them to just have it for months on end to put a thousand miles on it plus then the review wouldn’t be timely.
Long term press cars are a rarity for…

You say ex-racers like it’s a bad thing. I agree about always seeing the latest literbike/600 supersport shootouts being just the same over and over again. But remember, racing motorcycles is also something regular working folks do on weekends. Be it motocross, hare scrambles, XR100’s on flat track, or road racing,…

More this:

Agree - but with less snark. Somehow snarking and acting anti-establishment has become synonymous with good writing.

Didn’t Wes say something like this, then he gave up and went camping for a living?

Can you PLEASE make naked bike reviews ? FCZ-09, R9T? These are simpler and lighter bikes that aren't as cuckoo as 600cc Sportsbikes.

WHERE IS MY TROPHY FOR PARTICIPATING?!

Well, she’s a guy.

“Jake from State Farm” is how I describe my attire half the time.

“Finally, The General has some bad animation that was probably cooked up on Windows ‘98, but you only see their ads on commercial breaks for Judge Judy.”

I lived in Utah for awhile and asked about why they were allowed to drink caffeinated soda but not coffee. I pointed out its still caffeine only served cold instead of hot like coffee. Their reply was because the prophet said coffee was bad but no one had banned soda. True story.

Bewbs definitely ease the trauma!

Clearly, you have never spent time in Utah.