It was 95 degrees out. I needed shorts.
Yeah, that’s not my best intro... But that’s ok because the car is cool!
Chris get back to work.
That was our best issue.
In my defense, Tyler writes many, many words.
You’re in New York and you didn’t call me? Wow.
That guy sucked.
I hate how inaccurate this is.
I was racing real cars in Ohio where I didn’t win.
I still worked at Jalopnik when it was too cold.
Unfortunately, that list doesn’t exist and was only made up for the purpose of the comment. Sorry.
My Spotify playlist of “Only Songs Where Michael McDonald Sings Backing Vocals” will be cherished by so many Uber drivers.
Wasn’t my choice. If it were my choice, I would have done it A LOT earlier.
More like LOSEdshield washer fluid AMIRITE???!!!!
What’s the Toyota Camry of Mazda Miatas? The Solara?
(I couldn’t edit my post in time... here’s more)
You can’t drive a Puffalump.