pretty sure at this point that Rihanna’s kink is being standoffish with him in public and being called a queen for it on Twitter

Nah, but her assistant is:

I kind of love her. I kind of love that she hasn’t gotten married yet and is headed towards spinsterdom (I mean she’s a 35 year old heiress, they’re usually married off by now!).

OMG you guys. Can farts really be sucked out of asses? Because I’ve had a real monster stuck in there ever since I ate that burrito earlier. Can I call the police about this? Can Chris Brown help me with? Please Internet, illuminate this.

“Fuck the police” and “Y’all can suck a fart out my ass for all I care.”

I think she ran out and called?

Holy shit, this guy is bad at.......life in general I guess?

The chances of civilizations of similar enough lifeforms at similar enough stages of evolutionary and technological development and similar enough forms of sentience, and similar and broad enough frames of reference for perceiving non-natural patterns in data, and both seeking that simultaneously... I think those…

I loved her in Chuck but she isn't right here. Jessica Lange would have been perfect.

I’m a little disappointed. I thought Serena Joy’s age was somewhat relevant to her character, showing her as someone who could safely adopt the “Shrug. I don’t need those pesky reproductive rights anymore and all those other women’s abortions can’t be nearly as moral as the one I might have had,” stance but who got…

When adaptations are cast with actors that are hotter or younger than the part calls for it does not bode well for the overall quality. So disappointing.

Like when I first saw Inception. I was high. It all made sense.

Did anyone else think, when they saw the cat lady at the end, that it was super nice of Kanye to cast a woman with a cleft palate and didn’t realize it was the same lady? Just me?

Don’t get me wrong I can’t do much on tidal, I just know how to download and listen to entire albums or singles. With Spotify I think I only tried the desktop version and it was almost like a Pandora hybrid but idk. Felt like I could get the artist but not the exact song. It’s been several years since I tried though...

I will maybe watch this, but first I need you all to berate me for downloading tidal to watch lemonade and never deleting it and liking the app because I couldn’t figure out Spotify. OK go.

It’s one of the many ways to make an instantaneous record of what you’re currently doing and publish it for the entire internet to gawk at

The first time I went to Burning Man, I was actually really delighted by the remoteness of it all, and by feeling so disconnected from the outside world. That’s like, literally the point of the festival.

Nope. Hippies aren’t loaded.

Burning Man isn’t hippies. I’m sure there is plenty of overlap, but the Burners I know have very little in common with hippies. Aside from the drugs, not showering, and general insufferability, of course.