Pretty sure he’s only into internet feminists though.

OMG THE EARS. I WANT THAT DOG. GIMME.

I am never wrong. Especially when it comes to FPs best interests.

He just wants to meet you. The dog is a clever ploy. He relentlessly hits on Jez girls.

IM SHAMING YOU INTO DOG OWNERSHIP. ITS WORKING.

YOU ARE A LOSING LOSER WHO DOESNT OWN A DOG. YOUR LIFE IS EMPTY AND DEVOID OF PURPOSE. YOU ARE LAME AND I DONT EVEN LIKE YOU.

ITS GOOD FOR YOU. YOU’LL THANK ME LATER.

I never spend more than $60 a month on my dog and thats only cause I buy expensive dog food. Get a dog already. You are killing me. Get this dog-

Fuck everything.

Yeah but that puppy looked absolutely miserable.

OMG. Her vocal fry is unreal. “I was such a brawwwt.”

Totally

You are the best.

No.

The two people I know with the most tattoos are

To this very day I know all of the words to the theme song. No ragrets. Sorry not sorry.

That is so horrible. Why would you put that idea out there. Some tv executive somewhere is gonna read that and be all like, GENIUS. LETS GET ON IT.

OMG. I had a guy do that except via oral sex. Like he went down on me and then sorta just laid... his mouth... there. All still like. IT WAS SO WEIRD. I was just like, uhhhhhhh...

Xoxoxoxo

Pulease. I seen yo Instagram. Youre banging.