I WANTED TO MAKE HOMEMADE VAGINA COOKIES SO BAD.

I bet they do! And how would that make you feel knowing that your poor discarded arm hair are being SOLD and EXPERIMENTED on? Almost as if they were just a bunch of dead cells or something...

I like my armpit hair, but I wouldn’t mind getting this for my mustache that I have to shave. The killing sweat glands thing would be cool with me also since most of my sweat seems to come straight OUTTA MY FACE.

Well duh. How else am I supposed to get such supple, wrinkle-free skin if not by the daily application of the blood from the heart of unborn baby? Its my right as a woman to use the most effective forms of skin care!

It should also be noted that I signed my name on the very heartfelt letter I wrote. So they would be able to look me up and see that I am a regular patron of their evil fetus selling services.

I do what I can. I’m kinda a baby killer tho so who knows.

Very very true. But I am kind of really bad at being a person so only way I know how to show my love is by giving people baked goods. And I stopped by before hand and asked them if it would be okay if I brought some over. And I made sure to buy store bought ones with the packaging still intact rather then making them…

Very very true. But I am kind of really bad at being a person so only way I know how to show my love is by giving people baked goods. And I stopped by before hand and asked them if it would be okay if I brought some over. And I made sure to buy store bought ones with the packaging still intact rather then making them…

How does it feel to be so gross and so so wrong?

I dropped off some cupcakes to my local PP recently along with a letter all about how I love them and how grateful I am for everything that they’ve done for me. I suggest that everyone else here do the same if they can. SHOW THEM YOUR SUPPORT, GUYS. THEY NEED IT.

great minds...

Well, I mean, you were asking for it.

I just... I don’t feel bad for them.

Mori you are full of crap. I literally just messaged you requesting that you show me your tits in another thread. I call BS.

I have a digestive system that just won’t quit and mad upper body strength. I can do like 3 pull ups IN A ROW.

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Glad I'm not the only one who is social media broke. High five.

You can have my broad-shouldered, lumpy potato body. We can trade. You can get by on your charm and wit. I need a hot bod more than you. It's literally a fact.

Hey also- Can I have your body, please? K thanks.

I'M A USER.