Miley's been making randomly timed digs at Selena since their Disney days. I think they dated the same Jonas (Nick?) at various points and that's the cause of the passive-aggressive back and forth.

"threw shade on"

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I'm sure she'd appreciate it.

According to my extensive Tumblr "research," straight teen ladies are very into Max — especially out of drag. Gay teen boys on the other hand are very into Pearl — especially out of drag.

Yeah, maybe I'm just biased against Russell Tovey after praising his father for not raising him to be too effeminate, but a relationship with Kevin strikes me as anything but a happy ending.

Agreed on both points, but can the NRQ/L transfer staircases at Union Square during rush hour come in at third? Or at least top 10?

It looks like the title's gonna be "American Horror Story: Hotel" according to this video Gaga later tweeted.

Interesting. Yeah, Patrick definitely always seemed to be playing into the idea of who he should be with Richie instead of who he actually is (not that he necessarily knows who Patrick actually is, hence the problem). I read Patrick as a character that was supposed to be likable (not that I necessarily felt that way)…

OK! I actually really love the perspective shift on how we're "supposed" to understand Patrick. He's not this quirky, adorkable (shudder) guy who just can't catch a break (or the "nice guy" as you said above) but this 13 going on 30 manchild who skates by on random anecdotes and funny moments and then wonders why he's…

I just got past Patrick's nerve-wracking "WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH NOT DOING KARAOKE" speech at the party and had to know if there were just too many fucking things people did wrong to list in a single post. Amazed by your skill at train wreck summation, Mark. BRB after I finish the episode!

I'm so proud.

When Sophia Grace's "Best Friends" comes on:

Honestly, I think that Uma Thurman just saw her first contouring makeup tutorial on YouTube the morning of the premiere and was like "got it."

Oh my god, I will preach to the choir of Zayn Malik any day.

The way the media's talking (while simultaneously NOT talking) about how Bruce Jenner might be transitioning is so gross and fascinating to me in the same way that the media's way of talking (while simultaneously NOT talking) about Kristen Stewart's alleged bisexuality is so gross and fascinating. The implied message…

Only as a gay adult did I realize why I kept my brother's old blink-182 circa-Enema of the State poster of Mark, Tom and Travis in their boxers hanging over my bed from 2000 to 2001.

3 Babies and a Baby

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Looking, a show about how a baby-faced programmer dumped Sexy Richie in order to be his boss's sidepiece.