Literally was about to start a job application at 11AM this morning, until I read this post. I'm now a few episodes into "Orphan Black" and barely have an updated resume to show for it.

Who wants to watch a blindfolded Ash kiss puppies/make out with Calum's neck/lick a hot dog that Mikey's holding longways? Everyone? COOL.

To be fair, has Lena Dunham's Sister™ ever captured the zeitgeist by the jugular, revolutionizing culture as we know it? I don't think so.

I think I stopped being able to give Lena the benefit of the doubt sometime around 2013, or whenever it was that The New Yorker ran her second or third piece about the puppy. Like, there she is, with one of the nation's most respected platforms with which to lay her soul bare, and she's writing about this one time she…