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Obvious troll is obvious.

If half the passengers can look out their window and see the plane left a skidmark, it’s time to change underwear.

“Pull out! Pull out!”

I’m going to enter a donkey with an aero package next year. Now THAT’S out of the box!

All Perfect For Cleanings report to storage locker!

valar morghulis

Can we have a king’s decree to have Torch take a bath every once in a while? That or stay out of photographs. (20% humor)


Murilee Martin is still the one true Jalop, and Torchinsky is his prophet.

When I bought my ‘96 Thunderbird, I poked fun at the owner for using a Fram filter. He laughed and said I’d understand why the first time I did an oil change. Fram is the only filter manufacturer I’m aware of that puts that grippy stuff on the end of the canister.

Now playing

Sudden acceleration induced over/understeer due to low air pressure in rear tires. Only affects BMW driven like asshat.

Here, you need this.

There are a few I know. I will start with the eccentric shaft thermal bypass pellet on rotary engines.

Does existence count as a design flaw?

Autoblog?

Yes, we’ve now gone 6 months down the road and there’s obviously a hard stop on the bomb development effort with the dropping of the actual bombs. In addition to that, it would have been great to actually see how everyone reacted to Frank’s return and how Liza readjusted to being once again imprisoned on the Hill, or

Dateline, July 4th 2025, National Air Show Dayton Ohio

okay so Aaron you went out of our way today to find a republican prius and a Obama crown vic... you should have gone for a bro-truck RAM with a “Silly boy, trucks are for girls” sticker for the trifecta of unlikely combos

All of them...

This is the equivalent of gluegunning clock gears onto a pair of welders goggles