Therefore "technically" your headline is misleading clickbait.

My fake gold star is awesome!

Hah, I was thinking along those lines :) "For an initial introduction, a treat may help break the ice; perhaps a Home Depot gift card or a new softball mitt will help relieve a lesbian's anxieties."

Now you're just creating stuff to make up for bad writing. Ted was (almost) always honest with the kids. He presented himself as an ass, he told of all his relationships and mistakes, he had no reason to sugarcoat stuff. Spending nine years building up a continuity and then saying "psyche, he just sugarcoated it" is…

False. I present: M-A-S-H.

I was actually okay with everything up until the "Ted's going after Robin again" ending. I thought the moment when he met the mother was genuinely really moving—it fit the tone the show has established over the years, it had some nice call-backs, and both actors knocked it out of the part. Hooray. I'm even willing…

It's good now! We swear!

The campaign feels like they came up with a cool enough universe, and said "hey, lets work the campaign into the multiplayer!" Which is an awesome idea, really. And so they started doing it.

You seem nice.

...I would probably buy Angry Birds: Modern Warfowl.

I tried to read Twilight and couldn't get past a few pages. Bad, bad writing, breaking basic rules on every single page. Seemed like it never touched the hands of an editor.

Not me. As a guy raised on Disney films, who studied animation under Disney and Dreamworks animators, and is invested in the animation industry, all my animation buddies and I agree that Frozen was easily the best animated film this year and the absolute best Disney film put out since The Lion King.

"A single mother discovers one simple trick to an easier life, but soon learns why 'They' had been trying to keep it secret for so long."

Really?? Women are being abducted by MULTIPLE men (I'm a chick and a rape survivor btw) and you're saying that adding in a stipulation No Matter What to say, "Hey, there are some Major issues going on right now, so be a little extra cautious and bring a buddy," is victim blaming?? Are you here to start an argument??…

I hear you on this. There needs to be a balance because no matter what, rape culture Still Exists. To NOT warn women about their safety is, IMO, irresponsible in this situation. When women are being abducted by multiple men, CLEARLY not going out alone is a good idea. That is not victim blaming. That is pure and…

I really dislike the concept that I have to have someone walk with me for my safety. But when it comes between disliking that or opening myself up to a greater rape risk, I'll take the campus escort. Yes, I would absolutely like to live in a rape-free utopia and a minority of men represent most of the rapists, but…

That metroid dude is a pretty cool robot.

So.....the joke flew clear over your head, didn't it?

This is like saying this dude deserved his gold medal in 2002:

When asked to comment, the lions responded with, "OM NOM NOM NOM NOM."