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Tracie Egan Morrissey
tracie
Aug 18 2014
713

DISSENTING OPINION: I remain convinced Gaston is one of those dudes with a tragically enormous dick, who thinks that his huge schlong means he has to do zero work in the sack. He just bumps your cervix for five minutes then rolls over and congratulates himself for being such a superior cocksman.

Aug 18 2014
633

Finally, a Disney Princess post I give a damn about.

Jul 18 2014
5

We should make a staff-wide bet on a contentious issue and then the loser has to wear these to Free Lunch Day.

Jul 16 2014
17

Maddie just turned to me in the middle of the office and yelled, "NO: REBECCA ROSEBUD!" It was a beautiful eureka moment, and it was inspiring to witness.