Stella Bugbee and The Cut hosted a party last night—I was not invited, but 5 inch heels, a full body red unitard, and having Tracie Egan Morrisey by my side, made the people at the door ignore the fact that I was not on the list.
The Dodo put this up today, and I really think it's important that everybody take it and report back.
Earlier this year, I set a traffic goal for the Gawker Media Network of 80 million U.S. uniques, to be achieved by the end of the year. I'm pig-in-shitted to announce that as of today, Gawker Media has crossed that line, bringing in 81.3 million U.S. uniques over the last 30 days, as part of a greater 126.8 million…
My thoughts on the ice bucket challenge are complicated and not worth going into here. My thoughts on people falling down, bashing themselves over the head, and otherwise harming and embarrassing themselves are much simpler: I am staunchly pro-slapstick.
DISSENTING OPINION: I remain convinced Gaston is one of those dudes with a tragically enormous dick, who thinks that his huge schlong means he has to do zero work in the sack. He just bumps your cervix for five minutes then rolls over and congratulates himself for being such a superior cocksman.
He's a real fox.
"Someday my prince will cum."
Give Tara all the art awards.
Bless you, Tara Jacoby.
Finally, a Disney Princess post I give a damn about.
1. Disney Princesses as History's Scariest Dictators
Two (mystery) murders took place last night on Gawker Media's roof. I was the first to be accused, but ultimately never convicted (<===because I did not do it!!). It was TRACIE EGAN MORRISSEY and KENNAN TROTTER you deceitful, sneaky, killing machines! Don't ever owe them any money or leave them alone with your…
Welcome back from Paris!!! In case you'd forgotten, there are also some beautiful sights to behold in the Big Apple :)