It's So Hard to Say Goodbye to Jezebel
This is gonna be short because I like my goodbyes like my birth control: nonexistent and followed by a prayer.
Bras Don't Cause Breast Cancer, According to New Study
A new study has found that regularly wearing a bra does not increase a woman's risk of developing breast cancer after menopause, which would be a huge weight off our shoulders except that it literally isn't.
Scott Disick ODs in Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons Trailer
It's becoming increasingly difficult to tell what's real and what's fake on the Kardashians' shows. Like, did Scott Disick really OD, or is that just machinated drama like the bullshit storyline that Kim's friend Jonathan Cheban is selling stories to the press?
Frozen Characters Will Return for Animated Short Frozen Fever
The characters from Frozen will reunite next spring in an animated short called Frozen Fever that will feature a new original song.
The Kardashians Stop Pretending Kim's Last Marriage Wasn't a Sham
Last night's Keeping Up With the Kardashians finale featured Kimye's European wedding festivities—like Kim's bachelorette party, in which her friends basically admitted that she and Kanye were sort of together when she was marrying Kris Humphries.
Beauty Queen Flees Country After Officials Insisted She Get a Boob Job
A Burmese beauty queen was stripped of her title of Miss Asia Pacific World after pageant officials in Seoul found her "rude" for not wanting the plastic surgery they tried to force on her. So she skipped town with her $100,000 jeweled crown.
The Inanity of Women on Scales in Stock Photos
Many women have complicated relationships with their weight and body image that couldn't possibly be summed up in a stock photography image, although that hasn't stopped anyone from trying—and failing. Here, we collect the weirdest of women posing on scales.
Will a Handheld Laser Hair Removal Tool Work on My Butt Crack?
Asking for a friend.
A Revamped She-Ra Will Make Her Return in Comics
To celebrate her 30th birthday, DC Comics is bringing She-Ra back as a regular addition to He-Man and the Masters of the Universe with an updated look that reflects her ability to pick up buildings and mountains and throw them at jerks.
"Available: Bernie from Weekend at Bernie’s"
That's the subject of a for real PR pitch email I just received. The publicist even wrote possible questions to ask him (actor Terry Kiser AKA Bernie from Weekend at Bernie's).
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon Already Worked Out Details of Divorce
It's looking more and more like Mimi will be emancipated yet again. Sources are saying that lawyers have been negotiating a property settlement and custody agreement for the couple for months and that their divorce is "a done deal."
Makeup Projected Onto a Model's Face Is Pretty Cool
This seems like a Björk video.
Anna Nicole Smith's Estate Loses Final Bid for Late Husband's Millions
After nearly 20 years of litigation—that went all the way up to the Supreme Court—a federal judge has ruled that Anna Nicole Smith's estate will not get a single red penny of her late husband's billions.
Creepy-Ass Peeping Tom Caught on Bedroom Window Surveillance Footage
A 37-year-old Boston woman's security camera captured footage of a peeping tom coming right up to her ground-floor bedroom window while she was in the shower. Local police have released the footage hoping the public can help identify the creep.
Disney Dudes' Dicks: What Your Favorite Princes Look Like Naked
While everyone else is busy coming up with yet another take on the "Disney Princesses as…" trope, we're over here thinking about dicks. More specifically: Disney Prince Peen. Here, we explore, in great detail, our best guesses for what the Disney Princes look like naked. NSFW due to cartoon nudity.
'Burglar' Alleges Items Stolen From America's Largest Closet Are Fakes
There's a new, hilarious twist in the "million dollar" burglary of Theresa Roemer's infamous three-story closet: the jewels and designer handbags that were stolen were all fakes. This is according to the alleged thief, who recently reached out to the media.
Woman Attempts to Smuggle Cocaine Hidden Inside Her Breast Implants
A Venezuelan woman was arrested at Madrid airport after it was discovered that she was carrying 1.7kg—about 3.75lb—of cocaine in her breast implants—like inside her body. Talk about a drug bust! (Ba da bum.)