Meet Natalia Kills and Willy Moon

When I got my IUD and they took an ultrasound picture, I almost asked my doctor for a copy to post on my Facebook but then I chickened out. I kind of wish I'd done it.

Ok the thing about calling her stumpy? If this happened at my local Macy's? I probably would have walked over, while laughing my ass off (kindly and sympathetically), grabbed your hand and said "Come on honey, let's get you a drink and her an ice cream." and hauled you over to Maggiano's.

No, best parenting moment. I don't plan to have kids but I would probably say something like this.

Not too bad if I say so myself. My older daughter is overly dramatic and my go to is seeing a tiny scratch on her is well, I am going to have to amputate. Sometimes ridiculousness can only be combatted with more ridiculousness.

Aw, you poor thing! But also, 'I'm going to cut off your legs and everyone will call you stumpy?' Hilarious. I am very impressed that you came up with something like that on the fly. I would just probably have let out a scream of inarticulate rage. ;)

Oh thank goodness for that attendant.

A couple of months ago I was going through a hard time - I was finally accepting that I needed to quit grad school and I just wasn't making it in my program, and I was overwhelmed and extra emotional because I was scheduled to get my depo shot soon and that always fucks with my mood. So what did I do? I spent *hours*…

It is totally normal for an elderly person, even one suffering from clinical dementia, to have cognitive good days and bad days. Long term memory lasts longer than short term memory. They can talk in great detail for over an hour about something that happened in 1967 but not remember what they had for breakfast.…

As the daughter of a woman with Alzheimer's disease, I can tell you that in the first four or five years that I could see that she was affected, not everyone else could. Even those that knew her pretty well could not or would not see it, especially in short lived situations. She had always been sharp as a tack, and…

I don't understand not runny egg love. What is the point if you can't dip your toast in it? If eggs were only available hard cooked, I don't think I'd eat eggs.

Fun fact: Jesus actually came to St. Louis first. Both mainstream Christians and Mormons got it wrong. I mean, why else would the second-highest position in the Catholic church be called Cardinals?

My birthday is a few days before Christmas, and Barbie came out the year I was four. My father was sick that year and in and out of the hospital, and my mom was working nights in a restaurant to support us.

Looking for Cowboys!

No seriously the last couple of episodes have been way better.

I really don't get all the hated toward Lena Dunham in the comments. There are annoying people in the world. She may very well be one of them. She owns who she is and confident, even though I suspect she knows that she's annoying. That's pretty cool in my book. As far as I'm concerned anyone who does as much as she…

He will be SORELY missed.

I had big hair that I made even bigger for prom with shoulder pads. The 80s were big period.

I had hair like Robert Smith from The Cure.it seemed like a good idea at the time.

These people really shouldn't have access to all these entitlements. They are really just leeches taking advantage of the system. I mean sure it's a limited term but the healthcare, cheap or free housing, free meals, free transportation, and not to mention of the books kickbacks from corporations or private interests…