totallysecretburner
TotallySecretBurner
totallysecretburner

You probably have a friend of a friend who is a dog breeder. Ask around. Even if they don’t have the sort of dog you want they can probably get you in touch with someone.

My edc is one of those 1.5 inch knockoff swiss army knives.

My edc is one of those 1.5 inch knockoff swiss army knives.

Consider Ohio. I bought a 3 Bed 2 Bath while paying off my student loans and working a random tech support gig with my fancy engineering degree.

No no. That doesn’t make any sense.

Are they popular for boys? I feel like they shouldn’t be unless the dance belt becomes ubiquitous. I don’t wanna see a young boys bits.

I’ll always go in for what is essentially a buddy cop.

Heart’s only got so many beats before it fails. Don’t waste them on exercise.

Well, a mortgage is generally cheaper than paying your rent outside of large metro areas. (I’m unsure what costs look like in large metros honestly)

That seems like an odd decision since it’s almost all frozen anyways.

Well you need the right whiskey. To kill the parasites.

The thing I’ve grown accustomed to isn’t the free shipping but the free 2 Day shipping,

Thought this was about Tim Gunn. Got kinda confused but was willing to listen to his Avacado Toast opinion. This guy I’ve never even heard of.

I feel like that’s probably tasty, but the shells would make eating it awkward.

I hear you on the mostly sitting under my TV on the dock, but I love the split joy-con. It’s wonderful and you should embrace the toy that you bought.

This seems crazy to me. When I was at university I used a mac in the library, a PC in the engineering building and an old Sun box in the computer lab.

Yeah, it was pretty strange when I realized the sorta shady “Royal Sushi Buffet” was a more reliable place than the fancy looking place down the road. They reported a broken refrigerated truck delivering half-thawed food... which had already delivered meat and fish to the nicer looking places.

Yeah, but the brusselsprout eaters are more, “You know if you use enough butter isn’t not terrible.” rather than “I just add it to everything I eat.”

Isn’t Net Neutrality already broken?

Come now. You realize that Fox affiliate local news and Fox News are completely unrelated right?

Isn’t Rose Gold usually more... orangey? Just the hint of pink?