We can only pray!

I did watch the show around the time the oldest kid was engaged. The entire episode was about the family watching the two betrothed like hawks so they wouldn't hump like bunnies on the family dining table. Even the younger kids got into the act and would smile devilishly that they had to keep an eye on them. For a…

Dr Pepper for a new mother? I am not the most healthy person out there, I admit, but I'm also not growing and then nursing an infant. Have these kids gotten any sort of nutritional education?

But she's considered "perty", so anything she does beyond knowing how to apply makeup and walk with heels in a bikini is just gravy to our society.

Dementia doesn't cause you to rape women, especially since those accusations happened decades ago. You may not want him to be guilty of this behavior, but there it is. The older you get, the less surprised you are that your "heroes" have demons in them.

I am melting into a bottomless pit of despair and depression. I will now watch Henri the cat videos all day.

Great! Something to do this weekend.

That was such a good movie. I stumbled upon it not knowing anything about the plot so it really was a true surprise for me.

Yeah, blah blah blah, everything was perfect 70 years ago. I'm sure you found this piece on a nice little right wing website as you listened to Sean Hannity or Rush Limbaugh, right? If you want to go that route then you can also say that 70-80 years ago, old ladies were dying in the streets because of a great…

Internalized misogyny? If not having period sex is misogynistic then using pads and tampons are as well because if you don't choose to let it all flow out in the open then you must hate yourself. All period sex does is just condemn the woman to shower and do the laundry right after or face a horrid mess in the cold…

Just message back. "I've been waiting all my life to hear that! You're truly the "one"! At last!

You are too generous. All Christmas shopping should be online online and is limited to buying only for kids, no public decorations/music /general merriment outside of your own home, NO commercials, Christmas trees go up Christmas Eve and come down on the 26th. Give my a bottle of coffee brandy early on the 24th and…

"Is this a real feature of cat people?" Yes. Do not judge.

I can't decide if they're evil or cute :)

I put a security camera in my apartment for when I'm away and I do tune in specifically to watch the cats when I'm not home. They do nothing. Absolutely nothing. They pick a spot in the morning to sleep and they stay there all friggin day except to poop and eat. I was hoping they had cat parties, invited some…

Exactly. Bad parenting does contribute to the national economy.

Wait, this was an episode of I Love Lucy ;)

My dad shaving his beard off was one of my earliest memories and I had the exact same reaction. Burst out crying because this man I loved turned into some sort of stranger. I must have been around 3. It was my first existential crisis.

Install air conditioning and set it on high. Everyone will cover up. Compensate for the extra cost by keeping the heat off in the winter. Everyone will keep covered up.

Challenge accepted.