I check for hairballs. They're kinda scary.

Start hoarding them while you still have time! And, there's still paper towel rolls. Right???????

Of course it does. They don't actually have a genuine concern for the environment. And they get to fire people I'm sure.

Trade magazine? This would make totally effective bedtime reading.

The response that was referenced in the article, about the woman's daughter's friend who would overeat while out with them, was atrocious as well. She basically joined in on attacking this little girl and not pointing out that perhaps this woman needs to stop being so judgmental and start being a little more…

Hopefully she will get some intensive therapy. She needs to fully absorb that it was the adults around her who were reckless in this situation - not her.

I volunteer for petting duty. I have been thoroughly vetted by two members of your community who take over my lap every night.

Did they check this with DHHS? All those upcoming unplanned pregnancies and STD's visits and all....

"Hey, Frisky, I knocked this asshole thing off my head. You can too."

Any answer that involves more catnip is ok by them.

Errr, this is embarrassing. Of course the Catluminatti does not exist, but if they did, when is the next secret meeting? Let's just say that I have a few "outliers" who got high on catnip one night and missed the memo. Just kidding! (I'm not). ^..^

Back in my days of being almost as poor as dirt, I remember an argument over whether or not we could use the last of the gas to take the kid to the doctor and if the small medical condition could just wait two days (or just clear up on its own). If we used the gas, I couldn't get to work the next day. It was just a…

Water gun filled with urine and pepper spray. Problem solved.

Four is great. At five you do start getting the cat lady joke though. Like thats a bad thing!

Streetcats turned housecats are the best. None of this flakey "Thank you for letting me share your space"/"rescuing me"/devotion crap. They take over and you are left with only occasional side-glances that express their disdain that you still reside in their newly-conquered house. If they could write eviction notices…

It does extend to black and white cats for some reason. This country is just not as ready for interracial children as much as we think. Just look at what they're doing to Obama. It's a shame. But seriously, any animal shelter will tell you that black and white cats have a hard time being adopted. I don't see why…

So on top of all of that the baby has a better than average chance having severe, lifelong disabilities and may remain in state custody for the rest of his or her life. This is such a win win for everybody......

Is Steve Love single? Please please say yes.

I'm guessing they are some type of specially-trained therapy dogs who are taught to respond to people in a loving manner. I doubt they just grabbed the nearest dog and stuck him in there.

Blame it on the youngest kid. Always works.