When scaled by population, Florida looks even more like a flaccid dick.

No, the purpose of INFOWARS is to sell lead supplements, mmm, lead, for Heavy Bones™ (leadmaycausebrightorangehateraid).

I don’t agree, but (1), that’s a pretty solid burn, well done, and (2) also a much better reason to fire a director than “a nazi and his troll hang arounds told us to”.

20 Seconds of Microcosm. Alas; I have but one star to give.

Since just having a gun is reason to get shot, do cops just not realize that all the other cops also have guns?

Well, if you think about it, their fears are easy to understand; they subscribe to a belief system that requires indoctrination, they’re naturally afraid of a belief system that only requires facts and details.

I respectfully disagree. All those Roman mentions are interpolations by medieval monks. You should read Robert M. Price's "The Incredible Shrinking Son of Man".

This is a picture of a 6'5" or 6" man next to a 6'3" man. As you can clearly see, just like the camera makes actors appear overweight, it also doubles the appearance of height differences.

Maybe two minutes. And the contract would have to include language to the effect that I would still get paid, even if Piers should end up with a black eye.

Sounds like Harry was trying to be as non-commital as possible re: politics. Not surprising, since he’s potentially about one yacht-accident away from the British Throne, and they frown upon the Royals getting involved in politics.

Mossadegh’s “crime” was to nationalise an industry that was exporting the lion’s share of its profits to the UK instead of benefitting the Iranian people; classic communist move (/s). In any case, he wouldn’t win the Democracy Olympics, but that was certainly the way the country was headed, so, no, with a democratic…

Infowars; if you wondered what Goop would be if Gwyneth was a fat, racist, conspiracy-theory-wanker.

Strong words, but not wrong.. When I first saw her in the DP2 ads, I thought “that’s a solid take on Domino, a slightly boring character. Wonder what alt-right-youtube will say about this?”. I don’t think it penetrated so much into the mainstream this time, but I just checked, and they are mad. I mean, she’s brown,…

GWB as president was like calling a taxi and getting an Über instead. In this analogy, he got you more or less to where you wanted to go, perhaps a street or two to the east, depending. He also ran over a couple of people with you in the car. It’s all good, though, since now he’s an OK painter, with a self-deprecating…

Yeah, Iran is a modern, western democracy, except it’s a theocracy. Sure, they execute a lot of people for ridiculous things, but the country also has systems that work, a chain of command where people listen to the level above them, and so on. The Iranian state and the Iranian citizenry aren’t exactly the best of…

Because Obama is a centrist. It does not sound like you are. (I’m not saying Obama wasn’t a good president, because he was. He is also far to the right of me on most issues. I’d like to see a POTUS who would embrace whistleblower Ed, refuse to sell guns to Saudi, and look at the Syria conflict from a…

Yeah, but the supreme court decided that the power granted The House in the constitution to hire any officers they deem necessary includes a chaplain, if they want.

Spineless Ryan (to Priest): You’re fired!

Ok, but the most competent guy on the legal team that wrote this, is this guy:

I don’t mind being wrong, imagine if I did! Depending on who you ask, gen X ended anywhen from the mid ‘70ies to the mid ‘80ies. My pet peeve is when people define Millennials as those born after the millennium, because that’s just wrong, since the original intent of the term was something like the Norwegian use of…