To be fair, he had a chinstrap.

I would also like to be held in winter. Or summer. Or any time, really.

You know who has really great skin? Beck.

I'm surprised Jones said anything at all, she has built a reputation on being notoriously tight-lipped.

As a boss let me tell you none of this works. Do your job, do it well, dont complain. It will get you far.

Hey, if the foo shits...

One night in 1998 I was at a strip club in Houston called Gigis Cabaret (Anna Nicole started there). I was having a drink when a waitress came up and, seeing the motorcycle helmet on the chair, asked if my bike was outside. I said yes and she said someone had "knocked it over". I ran out just in time to see the…

If I may suggest some awesome alternatives with potentially questionable morals:

I've never understood why people argue Star Wars isn't science fiction because it is "X" (fantasy, "space opera," etc.). There's no reason it can't be multiple genres. For example, none of the things you point to preclude it being science fiction in my opinion. Science fiction is not "a genre in which the hero and…

July 4th 1996

This is the scene I was referring to (for those without YouTube access)

I always got the feeling that Dick became a reasonably self-adjusted dude in spite of Bruce, not because of him.

Karma is a bitch! By next season we'll be drinking gallons of book purists' tears.

Right. And Tommy Wiseau always meant for The Room to be a "dark comedy."

Angering Drew enough to get him to write this, even though it physically pained him? I regret nothing.

Sometimes when you type 58008 into a calculator and turn it upside down it looks like the word "boobs."

Gronk and Beastmode

This needs to be a sitcom, or a reality show. Just have these two live together and be themselves. That was unexpectedly, extremely, funny.

Top 5 Carpenter movies:

The lead of one of my favorites, The Descent, was Sarah. But the scene stealer (and man stealer) was Juno, the character you love to hate, but mostly love because she's a total badass.