The Manboy Who Lived.

"Unfortunately, Ms. Grimes, we had to remove all your wisdom teeth."

Miko: This is like putting these players through 2 car crashes a week! They don't care about the players, they care about the money!

I pull this shit on my 9yr daughter all the time. It never gets old.

Whatever. Donald Sterling had the same idea years ago:

Archers, ranked

Force the Pats to be on Hard Knocks for the next two seasons. Belichick would lose his fucking mind.

The chubby kid playing his clarinet at the girls' soccer game is the best story I've ever read on one of these "Send me your tragic stories" posts Drew does from time-to-time. I was laughing for five minutes at the mental imagery of this girl tying to play soccer while a pudgy kid blows on a clarinet in an effort to…

I called this questionnaire 36 Reasons You Won't Be Answering My Texts.

It's okay, Spock. You'll actually become good friends with him someday.

Ever since moving to Liverpool, Balotelli just can't find a way to score.

The analyst in me says this is a pretty good solution to some of the problems plaguing Liverpool. The fan in me says FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Now I'm just imagining someone high on coke yelling "let's make some fucking sandwiches!"

In my small town the thing to do on New Years when you were a teen was to go to the skating rink and take part in a "Lock-In", where they lock the doors and you skate and "party" all night (which meant 1am).

I understand that once Sony heard that the top 5 theatres in the country wouldn't screen the movie, that the insurance payout would be a larger slug of money for them by not releasing it all together. Cool- I get that. But what a chicken shit move by Paramount by pulling Team America.

I didn't know if American Dad could top the Santa Claus battle episode, but this was fantastic.

North Korea fought America and won without firing a single shot.

Jesus Christ, she was being fucking nice. Her asshole friend assumed they were doing something wrong, when really they were just trying to go do something fun and couldn't afford it. She assumed that there was more to the story than them being "up to no good," went and asked - a novel concept, I know - and was right.…

That's only fair since Gilbert Arenas was a gunner.

As someone who has loved him as a player since his "never-scores-two-goals-alike" Atletico days and a guy who likes Liverpool, this makes me very sad. It almost seems like the only place he might be able to get back to his old form would be with Liverpool.