Rachael Ray is a blight on food.

An otherwise-worthless ex of mine was a good cook. He taught me to cook rice like pasta: bring a big pot of water to a boil; dump the rice in; give it about 9-12 minutes; drain in a colander.

You actually thought before you posted! Wait, isn’t that against commenting rules?

I would never defend anyone being groped.  Having said that, Connie Willis’ writing style is boredom made solid.  She certainly does not deserve any kind of writing award, unless it comes from some society of insomniacs.

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OMFG did he actually spell it “cannon”?  I missed that--it must be after the point where my eyes glazed over and I attempted suicide.

Crazy fuckstick lost me when he centered his paragraphs. No one who does that deserves to be taken seriously.

WHO is Margot Robbie playing?!

So nice...

“The Boogeyman” remains one of King’s very best short stories.

There is a video that is chock-full of Scruffy Tom Hardy, and you want to know why it has tens of millions of views?

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Oh, Fuddrucker’s is burger heaven.  And THEY ask you how you want your meat cooked.

I will be seeing Aquaman.

Yeah, cutesy Internet patois really rustles my jimmies.

Translation: kinjalooksawful enjoys dishing it out, but he can’t take it.

Desperation.

First of all, how dare you drag the names of Jethro and Ellie May through the mud like that. What’d the Clampetts ever do to you?

“...a little grainy, maybe,” my wide white ass. That dark stuff in the “vein” is a mixture of sand, smaller dirt particles, and shrimp shit.

You remind me of my father, shortly before his death: “This [smoking] is the last vice I’ve got left.” And I felt him, and I feel you too.