Rome.

He does not look anything like Matt Lauer. He reminds me more of, like, maybe a mentally-challenged Patrick Stewart.

This statement is essentially true. This earlier article has a pdf of the indictment, which tells a gripping, if nauseating, story about rich assholes who are convinced they can do anything they like without facing any consequences whatsoever: https://news.avclub.com/chilling-legal-documents-reveal-just-how-shitty-the-…

At my last hospital stay, earlier this year, I was asked repeatedly if I “feel safe at home.”

Dude. Ellipses are not the same as periods.

I’ve always been enraged by the “hot coffee lawsuit” narrative which completely ignores the facts of the case.

‘K, I have to go change my undies.

This is a wild guess, and I mean no offense to you—but are you by chance male and Caucasian? That might explain why BEE was so accessible and friendly to you, when he apparently makes quite a different impression on others.

I had pretty much the same reaction to the book, and I agree the movie’s way better.

By stitching up part of her vagina lengthwise and leaving the stitches in place until the flesh heals into a smaller vagina.

COOL STORY, BRO

It would be nice if you could simplify existence by pigeonholing people at a glance, but, sadly, it is complete bullshit and evidence of a “thinking” process so goddamn lazy that people who use it might as well be insect life.

No, actually it isn’t.

Just can’t believe no one’s posted this before now.

Even though AIDS is not mentioned once.

This is a brilliant piece, and reading it has been the highlight of my day.

Dead these fourteen years: http://www.nytimes.com/2004/03/10/arts/robert-pastorelli-49-actor-on-murphy-brown-tv-series.html

I vote that he switch to iZombie. It has zombies in it, and is equally ridiculous, but without the total lack of self-awareness and sad, sad delusions of gravitas. Also, the cast is mostly rully cute and, because the world has not ended, you don’t have to keep wondering how the ladies keep their pits/legs shaved.