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Too Much Cowbell
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I almost hated to star this, but I did anyway because a) you are absolutely right, as little as I want to admit it and b) it made me lawl.

Sorry, was just browsing by and noticed this headline, and I know the answer:

WTF was “gorgeous” about that?

Still bad, but not AS bad. That’s Kinja forya.

If the question is, “Which is worse?” and one of the choices is Kinja, the answer is always going to be Kinja.

I cordially detest the whole sitcom template, but there are some that rise above it, and which I have enjoyed; and Murphy Brown is close to the top of the list. It was inspired stuff.

Shh, use your “inside” keyboard, please.

Where, oh where, oh where does the ridiculous notion originate that left-leaning people hate guns, fear guns, won’t touch guns, etc.?

“Hair furor” LAWL.

“This is a messy season—it’s less messy than last year”

You...need to refresh your memory.

Lawl at this question. Silly person!

If it weren’t for gerrymandering, Texas would already be a blue state.

Dr. Strange was the film that made me realize that Benedict Cumberbatch can turn in a shit performance (he was always pretty good in everything else, IMO). He was fucking horrible. He completely ruined what could have been a perfectly competent Marvel film.

I loathed the false equivalency of “oversensitive lefty snowflakes” to an actual violent racist provocateur.

I’ve grown increasingly disgusted with AHS season by season. Yet I’ve watched every single season—up until now. If Ep 2 is just a continuation of the garbage I just watched, then I’m finally done with this series.

Big Steve King himself once wrote that most horror movies, even the really great ones, have terrible endings, and as a horror fan you sort of have to deal with that and try not to let it dampen your appreciation of an overall good scare flick.

Exorcist III geniunely scares the shit out of me. I love it so much I bought the DVD. The entire cast really sells it. And where else can you see George C. Scott and Brad Dourif facing off?

Well-kept secret: Donald Trump is actually a bundle of snakes. That’s why “he” always wears so much makeup.

This exists. I’m too busy at work right now to hunt for it; do your own search.