'Nuff said.

You just wrote Sean Hannity's show for tonight. Kudos

If it had legs, it's be a walkon..

The last thing I want to do is give this giant and troubling waste of our goddamn time the acknowledgment that is clearly so desperately craved. But the fact that I must suppress my pride and bring attention to this in a plea for support from my own employer makes it all the more ridiculous.

I think she's had a small stroke. Honestly, it's hard to tell. How do you know for sure when Bleu cheese has gone bad?

the tendency to idealize the time they came from

I win! Bella Swan. Reasons why she is annoying, she doesn't take action even when a Vampire is threatening to tear off her arm. Bonus she sits for several months in her room possibly not showering and bruiting over a boy

Obnoxious? Certainly. Psychotic? Definitely.

Ill just put this here.

"If there's one thing the history of the Internet has taught us, it's that memes will not be contained. Memes break free. They expand to new territories. They crash through barriers. Painfully, maybe even.. dangerously, but and...well, there it is.

I'm simply saying that memes - - find a way."

You have a nearly 80 year conflict with enough hostility, racism, fanaticism, and atrocities on both sides, you're going to have some pretty emotional folks that have very divergent opinions and really aren't all that willing to engage in empathy and trying to see the other side as human or worth being listened to.

"How do we know its not a dinaoaur ghost huh?! No way you can prove it, so nyah nyah!!!"

wow, thanks so much for the hearty mansplanation of maternity leave! You're right, taking time off to shove a watermelon out of my cooter IS just a delicious, wonderful choice I'm making - just like a man wanting to backpack through Europe! In fact, I really planned badly by not having my husband do the whole…

YES, WE WANT EVERYONE TO DIE.

As a veteran of many terrible haircuts, I can tell you for sure that the appropriate course of action is to find a bar close to the salon and then call all your friends and cry until someone comes and meets you there and buys you a drink.

I believe we're framing this all wrong. To appeal to Republicans, we should stop calling them "child refugees" and start referring to them as "post-term fetuses fleeing countries with insufficient abortion clinic laws and regulations."

Is she really that popular, because I've never heard of herbivore.