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Nobody fucks with Dejesus

Sounds like DePriest needs to find DeJesus

Swastika on the left forearm. SS on the right. So, he’s pretty good people on both sides. Both sides.

I got here as soon as I could, Matt.

Interesting story.

Yeah, it’s much more fun to debate all-time teams (Magic-Michael-LeBron-Tim-Kareem, of course) and top fives at any position than just the GOAT. Not that I don’t have an opinion on LeBron v. Michael, but having the argument without even mentioning Bill or Magic or Kareem or Wilt is kinda silly.

This is what it looks like if you try to watch a video ad on Gizmodo from the EU now.

pausing for salat al-zuhr prayers during Ramadan.

The Blue Jays are a .500 team in a division stacked with two world beating Goliaths. If they promote Vlad Jr. this season, at 19, all they’ll really accomplish is ensuring that he’ll be able to walk as a free agent after his age 25 season.

Yeah, but it’s hard to field with a parrot on your arm.

You want a raise? Ok, well, it looks like Takeshi will be in a different sleeve this season. Seems like a studio beancounter’s dream.

I think it would be funny if there was a scene where Clint and Scott meet:

It’s called “Morning Spoilers” for a reason. It contains spoilers and it happens every morning. You can just skip it. There will always be spoilers.

It’s so weird that the guy most likely to kill someone with a pitch has the same last name as the only guy to ever die from a pitch.

Ain’t that the truth. I’ve been on this family of websites for almost a decade leaving thoughtful comments and not being a dick and I’m only out of the greys in 3-4 sites. Not sure what you have to do to get noticed and approved or why it even happened in the places where it has.

That’s why I just smoke at my coworker’s desks when they’re not there.

I hockey player would take 105 mph to the side, rub some dirt on it, and not even take their base.

Who is MCU canon Betty now? I’m team Connelly, regardless of what people say about Ang Lee’s movie.

If Marvel is looking for directors, why not hire Chris Evans?