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Tony Noriega
tonynoriega

When I was like 9... my cousins loved NKOTB, like crazy. They still go to the concerts to this day and they are 40+ year old women. I used to make fun of them, then I realized I am almost 40 and still go head bang and Korn concerts 20+ years later. So more power to everyone involved, NKOTB and those hot moms who

Time to move on girl. He’s bored already.

What if she just looks at you, calls you a pervert and shames you and then cheats on you?

Do you even know the story of why he decided to abandon his career? Of which he did on his own accord, it wasn’t because no one ‘got’ his comedy. In fact millions of people did, considering his show was one of , if not the highest rated show on Comedy Central. This statement is clown bro.

Im going to use my high powered telescope.

Wrong and beautiful on so many levels.

Can someone explain to me why prototype cars have these wacky hipster patterns on them?

Korn’s debut album are you fucking kidding me?

Beers. Lots of beers.

I tried it this weekend in the pool.... everyone told me to stop, guess it wasn’t as graceful.

She can fuck me up all day.

Why do they do this? I mean is it for fun? Mating dance? They like the feel of a good slap? Also... how far down do you think they have to go before they can gather enough steam to pull a full body slap slam?

I couldn’t realize him without the glasses... good call. But the voice is very discernible.

Sol Rosenberg is exactly who popped in my head when I read that. +1

OMG fucking get over it... you expect anything less for the promotion of two male fighters of combat sports?

Brain just exploded.

I tried this but my 14yr old daughter said it was awkward carrying her around like that.

Rob a bank. Anal. Die. Fall overboard a ship at night in the middle of the Indian Ocean in complete darkness.

Can you do a spinning back fist in Boxing? Serious question.

CABF