Here in Idaho, the price of potatoes has gone up too.

“ONE MAN ONE TOOL” - Fixed that for ya.

Actually looks like he lost his lead a bit more with that stunt. Damn kids.

Yes, see “Bill Cosby”.

The way his hands kind of hover in mid air and the look on his face makes it look, to me, like was about to pass the fuck out. Another second and he was...

Much more fun on a Destroyer. Shit goes flying everywhere. “Watch your fuckin head Bob!”

Carr is a stud and his pay day is well deserved. He will make more in 2 days, not football days... not games, just talking about regular ol’ days, than I do in an entire year. He could be sitting on his couch eating a ham sammich doing jack shit for 2 days...and make more than my annual salary. I am done being an…

I would slice that thing up so good... sprinkle just ever so lightly some powdered sugar on it and eat each slice at 5 minute intervals to ensure maximum tasty lastingness.

Pass the ketchup.

What if she starts sending tit and vag pics?

Snapped a serpentine belt in the ‘family van’ on Donner Pass CA in December, at like 1am. Wife and kids in the vehicle. Going downhill on a blind turn, i was in the left lane. Barely made it to the shoulder. Cops showed up promptly because a nice Trucker blew by me and knew it wasn’t safe.

Pretty sure it was a Nokia.

Im sure the kids these days would call it a WooMam or some stupid shit like that.

Hory mory.

Ive saved up to buy groceries this month, what should I buy?

Um I give less than 2 fucks about anyone else’s opinion. All me, all day.

I dont know, but I want to be a detective and get to the bottom of those tan lines... yeah baby...

Um, not eye bleaching for everyone pal. Yummy Tummy Butter.

Because that was a Win.

Hands on the hips. The universal sign of “Well, fuck.”