Holes in screens

That bear gave two fucks about those jerk offs... i love his casual stroll of the fairway.

I hope this fucker gets beaten to within an inch of his life.

I thought you said 7 years... I was like ‘ok, i can work on that.’

Welp, there goes the house and car.

Is there any other sport in the world where players take violence against referees, umps, judges....etc...? Really... I would like to know, because I am tired of the fucking soccer enthusiasts/purists who mock other sports for ‘not being a real sport’ and other bullshit... flopping players worse than the NBA,…

I hear there is a Brown Dwarf near Uranus too.

I joined when I was 17. My parents had to sign off on my enlistment, just sayn. Could be possible.

Nope, just a pinch of her soul.

How about “Doug”? It’s a good solid name.

I am working on a pepper called the “mother in law stare”.

Where is the video of someone eating one? This I gotta see.

MJ was a great performer, musician, dancer, etc..etc... Yeah we all have some weird shit in our heads or lives that we would never disclose to anyone but the devil and MJ was one. We should be glad the guy didnt turn out to be a fucking skin wearing serial murderer from all the shit he went through as a child. People…

A sandwich is best enjoyed if you have minimum of 10 items/accessories on said sandwich. In addition, if your sandwich does not become a sloppy, slippery, falling apart mess, and can hold it’s structure, bonus points. Stacking order is very important as well. You should never stack tomatoes on avocado, the slip factor…

Childhood ruined. Thanks.

Aren’t tv stations supposed to have like a 5 second delay so people dont see shit like this?

Hell give me a case of beer and a McRib sammich and ill give him a good ol’ fashioned mouth fucking.

Well I did get a nice new pair of assless chaps this week... kind of you to notice.

You do know this was fake and CGI right?

“go left bitch... kidding, i love your face, make a right.”