Abar, the First Black Superman

"All Muscle and No Brains? lol"

Wait, until they tell their future kids this story!

Once you get a role in a superhero franchise, you're in for life—only way out is a giant box office bomb that forces a reboot or…death.

Well it did…just not for that movie.

The Welsh have an actual dragon on their flag, and while they're white, they're not all rich.

That's not what the file the Stasi has on you says!

The East Germans already tried that in the mid-80s.

Does it ever!

She's The Sheriff/The Misadventures of Sheriff Lobo crossover

Dyn-o-mite!

Tough pick…Mattis? Maybe?

When the verdict is read, the judge waves his giant ten-gallon cowboy hat and then fires a six-shooter in the air while shouting, "yee-hah!"

The Pious Menace
Attack of the Cardinals
Revenge of the Saints

"Now, the world don't move to the beat of just one papal bull…"

This will climax in the sitcom, "Who's the Pope?" starring Tony Danza

She's just copying Taylor Swift's "Welcome To Dagetstan".

Yeah, what does she think she's too good for Staten Island? Madon'!

I thought it was from the season of Herman's Head when he finally went crazy from all the voices in his head and just went on a spree.

Jokes on them, this was the foreign knock-off, Pirates of the Red Sea: Dead Men Can't Pay Ransom