Who?

Could You Be Licked was right there.

These are my daughters Flower Mound and Sugar Land and my sons, Nacogdoches, Texarkana, and South Padre Island.

All these names are stupid and these parents should be ashamed.

Or Check Your Nose!

Boris Yeltsin and I were the final contestants in a Spring Break tequila shot contest in Cabo San Lucas back in '97…man, that guy could put 'em down.

There was an issue with the Giants considering San Jose to be their territory so they scrapped a previous plan to move them—though unless they build a new stadium in Oakland, I imagine it will keep coming up.

LinkedIn Park is that new proposed baseball stadium in San Jose for the A's to relocate to, right?

I loved the song "King Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)" by Christopher Cross in this one though.

Also Dennis Miller basically took his Weekend Update shtick and just shifted it to being a right-wing show host in the early 2000s, but he's never branched out from that to anything that really differed from his time on Weekend Update.

And co-starring Bjorkrence Fishbjork.

His high blood pressure has him Marked For Death.

Wilford Brimley in The Blood Sugar of Fu Manchu

If it's the 1970s and the movie is set in New York or Philly or Boston—people are gonna meet in gritty diners and people are gonna yell on payphones!

And in the role of young Sly Stallone watching the Ali fight to get inspiration for Rocky, you guessed it…Frank Stallone!

I got a bone-in chuck steak notification for this?

That's a lot of German theaters. No one tell them how it ends though.

James Bond is back in "Trevorrow Never Dies".

I wonder if the theme song will be the Rolling Stones late 70s hit, "Shattered".

If I even think of that song while looking at my child, ah, here come the waterworks…