This is probably a movie they show on the senior excursion tour bus to Branson, Missouri.

No one will mess with you in Paraguay.

Maybe people just like-a the old Italian stereotypes, capisce?!

But is it shite?

When I saw this headline, I decided I was going to make a joke about it featuring "Lust For Life (2017 Dubstep Remix)"…then I saw the first song on the tracklist and was like, okay they sort of beat me to the punch.

They write "Word up!" on every autograph.

They'll make deals with China, so will much of the Pacific Rim.

His "podcast" is actually just him yelling at random passersby from the window of his Brooklyn townhouse.

Why stop at swapping genders? Swap the language and culture also and get ready for:
¿Qué Hay de Roberta?

Okay, but the state-owned Belarusian Telegraph Agency is a fine publication and objective source of news.

I keep having trouble trying to pass the roller skating mission.

I'll just wait for the documentary about the making of this video game and how many programmers went crazy in the Philippines during production of it.

I never made it past boot camp in the Full Metal Jacket game.

The ending of Taxi Driver is basically what people start doing in GTA games when they get bored—but it would basically be the whole game considering how people play open world action games.

I binge watched the whole series right before the last season was about to air—it was nervewracking quickly going through all this tension leading up to the last few episodes and then suddenly waiting a week to see the conclusion of everything. Watching Seasons 1 to the first half of Season 5 so fast was enjoyable…

Doing his crossword puzzle.

You might want to sit down for a second, I have some bad news for you.

Star Wars Episode IX: Revenge of the Ghost of a Phantom of a Shadow in the Heart of Your Children - Starring Bob Odenkirk as Darth Manson

In the end they just had to blow up Death Star III like twenty years later…I mean I'd just be like, what's the point, they're just going to build another one. Why even try…

They don't fall, they lose power, but they organize a bunch of big marches and protests, it's all very inspiring.