I remember at a birthday party circa like 1986, a kid wanted just Transformers, my mom was like—"Oh this is the same." I brought a Gobot as a present and was a pariah for the rest of the party.

Profile Records top seller before they signed NWA. They went platinum!

And a Noid figurine that came free with a Domino's Pizza order in 1989.

Smithers, have Hall & Oates killed.

The Brooklyn Five was an aging doo-wop group that backed out of a performance at The Taj Mahal Casino in the 90s. Trump never forgave them. He hated them almost as much as the Central Park Five.

"These fookin' comic book films are whole lot of crap, laddie!"

"Spidey, can you fill out this census form? Also, you can choose whether you self-identify as Hispanic, Latino, or Spanish origin in addition to selecting one or more races."

Fugghetaboutit.

Also to start pun threads.

Also to start pun threads.

"'Grouchland' is where I ended up after I saw this stinker." - Leonard Maltin

I just have a stash of Krugerrands.

Qualifications: Mob connections

Qualifications: Mob connections

Hopefully he stole from her back in 2007 when the exchange rate was higher.

Who is the wheel-heeled Jewish hipster child of Hollywood parentage who appears in all the semi-popular indie comedies?

"You know what else you can't do on television? Steal $5 million from me!" - Alannis Morissette

For what, a Wendy's cheeseburger?

Natalie Imbruglia is torn about the whole situation.

Is this their new track off the Harambe tribute album?