God Bless The USA (Benghzai Remix)

We're done with that "we go high" stuff.
They bring piss, we bring poo…that's the Chicago Way!

"Sandpeople use a vinegar-based marinade, this strongly smells of a mustardy sauce common to South Carolina and/or Stormtroopers."

That character was too ugly and scared children also. Rick Baker had to go back to the drawing board.

What do you mean? Archie has red hair, that's a characteristic.

I knew I recognized that savory applewood smoked taste!

Living to 73 is like 280 in "wrestler years".

It'll just be an hour and a half of every nude scene in GOT ever.

It was all in the imagination of little Tommy Westphall.

There's no sky high enough for that guy.

So Kenan's in this one?

So Blockbuster's poor employees were like abused elephants?

Just put it in the sink and run hot water over the lid for about a minute—the jar should open up fine after that.

People were complaining about transplants and housing costs 10 or 15 years ago though also, it's just that Portlandia sort of came right at the point when it became sort of a critical mass in outside interest in Portland and the flow of people moving to the city(sort like Seattle's grunge rock moment in the 90s). Now…

My jokes are in 3D

There's plenty of good or great rock records being made, but most aren't going to be what gets on the safe modern rock radio formats and the truth is even the best rock music at this point is derivative of a lot of other bands from various eras of rock. I mean I find good rock records all the time from the last year,…

David Bowie and Bing Crosby on the other hand got us a Christmas classic.

C'mon now, semi-popular indie rock band ME in MY PANTS! broke up years ago…

Ha, the AV Club doesn't have a girlfriend, they're just friends.

Best Cajun dish ever.