You really missed the point of Ferris Bueller

They'll just say that it's not true.

He's written a number of books about Elvis:

Over half the country will care, but what about the other half(or 35%) who doesn't seem to care no matter what comes up at this point?

I don't care what you say anymore, these are my songs
Go ahead with your own songs and leave me alone

*'Goodbye Horses' plays on the commercial soundtrack*

Yeah, I usually don't take the catchphrases of people with the beginning symptoms of Alzheimer's, literally.

That's better than the last two Batman flicks. Genius!

You're forgetting about that early stag flick that Warren G. Harding appeared in.

The Beach Boys should do a song about mall-walking at this point, or just replace all the lyrics in their old songs about surfing with mall-walking.

He's at home, washing his tights!

In 2028 we'll finally get a film about the crack squad that stole the plans to the Sun Crusher.

Don't hate the reboot player, hate the reboot game.

Actually this "data" isn't even right looking at Google Trends—here's a comparison of Portlandia vs. Stranger Things vs Orange is the New Black just for Oregon. Portlandia hasn't been a heavily trending search term since 2013 in Oregon according to Google Trends and other shows are way more popular in terms of…

C'mon now, everyone knows that Finn's father is Willrow Hood from Empire Strikes Back. He left Bespin and started a failing ice cream business that left his youngest son having to get a job as a Stormtrooper.

Considering the plan to hide him as a infant was on the same planet as his father was born, with his actual uncle and aunt, while he used his actual last name—I'd say his plan to hide was much, much better what Obi Wan came up with for him.

We're getting screwed on trade deals outsourcing Carpool Karaoke jobs—35% tariff on James Corden!

Yoko Ono made that in the early 70s.

"My advice to you is to start drinking heavily." - Sean "Bluto" O'Neal

Though both Nancy and the now deceased Frank Jr. appeared on episodes of The Sopranos over a decade ago playing themselves as Sinatra family members with deep mob ties. So either they were fine satirizing the well known mob ties of their father or they just didn't care anymore at that point.