Working on it

Every group of dudes I passed walking to work today in Philly was talking about ACLs like fucking expert physicians

slide whistle

Requires batteries so can be made “broken”. Pro tip: If the kid knows a toy needs batteries to work flip them around the wrong way to make it stop and appear broken. Either that or inadvertently teach the child about polarity.

I see your glitter and I raise you Fuse Beads. Not only are they tiny as hell and you’ll be chasing dropped beads over your house for weeks but good luck trying to put them on the little template things without having Trump like mini fingers. One small mistake and have the damn beads get knocked off the template.…

I would move back to Pittsburgh in a heartbeat if it weren’t for all the Pittsburghers.

I’m with you on this. If they’re up 25 on you, you don’t get to clamor for “respect”. Don’t want them to run up the score and showboat? Don’t let them. This isn’t high school where “sportsmanship” matters because the talent gap is often huge. You’re all pros.

At the time of the dunk the Mavs were getting blown out by 25 and it was comfortably in garbage time, but oh, Jordan Bell having a bit of fun is the point where the Mavs felt “disrespected.” Please. Don’t want Jordan Bell to style on you? Maybe don’t lose by 25.

It’s interesting that you can see into someone’s head and know whether they’re actually upset about something or not.

I agree. That statue is so over the top racist that you can’t really get mad at it. It also encapsulates the history of American popular music. It gets to stay. It’s racist, but it’s also honest.

You have to be dressed in Steelers gear or as a bumblebee.

When I read PITTSBURGH BAR FIGHT, I was definitely expecting a lot more violence and aggression.

I will never be able to trust the previously untainted reputation for veracity of the police again!

Sure, but I don’t care about any of that.

Honestly, Merkel could have an entire Tumblr dedicated to her interactions with robots

This isn't really an different in tone than the source material of the game.

Hate to be THAT guy, but most of those are kinda fugly/pointless.