As a Pittsburgher, let me say to you: Yinz played well an’at.  Yinz better beat dem Cahboys in January.

Every so often, it’s good to remember that the USA isn’t the only country whose elected leaders are total dicks.

You’re not like a real estate guy.

Is Gruden getting redder every time you use that picture?

This whole article was just another excuse to say the funniest name in the NFL, Ha Ha Clinton-Dix.

Is this where I put the obscure gifs?

Disgraceful! *Goes back to shooting my laser rifle at any NPC with a red name tag*

It’s good, but I’m getting heavy Lindsey Stirling vibes.

Honestly, this seems to be not a guy who’s trying to shame Chinese people, but a guy who really wants to eat a dog.

Norm is one of the most skilled comedians of our lifetime.  He’s also a total asshole.  

Roethlisberger is a rapist and the only defense I’ve ever heard anyone attempt is that he is too dumb to know right from wrong.  

I expect Quantum NPCs to walk into walls 95% more efficiently.

I mean, listen, we’re talking about practice. Not a game! Not a game! Not a game! We’re talking about practice. Not a game; not the game that I go out there and die for and play every game like it’s my last, not the game, we’re talking about practice, man. I mean, how silly is that? We’re talking about practice.

And squatting on train tracks next to a brick building!

If you have $100k in a savings account instead of investing it, either you are incredibly cautious about your investments, or you have a net worth in the millions.

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This goes off the rails when the examples of Indian men FAILING to date non-Indian women of color includes The Namesake (Zuleikha Robinson is Burmese-Malay) and Parks and Rec (Natalie Morales is Cuban).