Welcome to io9 c2017: An entire website about sci fi/pop culture where none of the writers like any of the sci fi/pop culture about which they write.

I feel like I’m picking up a distinct air of “I’m too cool to like this” here.

You mean Marvel builds the comedic kid-friendly one and DC builds the more serious one.

RIGHT! Why is it pretentious when something doesn’t automatically include instructions on how it should make you feel or how you should think about it?

And this isn’t a movie where there’s a ton of action or comedy that gives it momentum where you don’t notice that your butt’s gone numb.

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God. It even has a watermark.

“Miss Tessmacher, some people can read War and Peace and come away thinking its a simple adventure novel.”

Thank the Maker!

I think the people that make this show have a very weird and loose interpretation of the word “horror”.

To be fair, being shot by Lena Dunham might be preferable to having to spend any amount of time with Lena Dunham.

“...but it just wasn’t satisfying in the least.”

you’re wrong. shin gojira is best gojira.

The movies now how to make nighttime NY look good.

I know people love to hate on the Amazing Spider-man films, but I enjoyed them. They had flaws, mainly from the studio meddling with the plot (cutting out major subplots in the first film at the last second, cramming them into the second), but Garfield was a perfect Spidey and Peter. He was snarky in the way Maguire…

“I love you Dr. Zaius!”

This should explain everything.

Counterpoint: this looks great and you’re wrong.

If all you have is 4 examples from some Youtube video after a long long and very prominent career then no, he’s not really a dick, maybe he’s not perfect all the time - like everyone else.

Stop picking on Sweet Old Miyamoto :(.We have to continue treasuring him whilst we still have him with us.