When reached for comment, commissioner Gary Bettman indicated that he fully expects the people of Nashville to fund the $1 million dollar prize.

Good lord I’ll never understand the metric system. :(

+4 dead in Ohio

Even worse?

The Fox News panel on the #OscarsSoWhite hashtag?

let him live

Want to hang out at Cheesecake Factory and flip tables and yell PROSTITUTION WHORE?

You’d think it would be difficult to steal something from Texas A&M football and then make it more insufferable, but here we are.

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

See, what Cam doesn’t understand is that the 12th man is a family. A community. And they do what all good families do, steal shit from Texas A&M.

OCCUPY HERBSTREIT !

I haven’t heard worse Grand Slam allegations since the Denny’s diarrhea scandal of 1994-present.

I found the aging Baryshnikov’s Petrovsky way too decadent for Carrie.

Bears fans. Fuck Green Bay.

I mean, Rams fans are just as shitty and entitled, but with nothing to brag about. And they get a hell of a lot drunker and louder as they overreact to the most minute of happenings regarding their irrelevant team.

It’s almost like he’s totally full of shit.

Not a bad hedge

How many votes did David Eckstein get?

The atrocities are in blue.

“...trashy turds...” is that another Skyline chili crack?