UK International Title: July 4th 2: Independing Harder.

Funny-looking.

Only if she also goes up to all the young white guys who drive pickups and asks them if they have a fertilizer bomb in the back.

This just reminds me of an episode of Anime Abandon when Sage called out a scene of a guy molesting a woman being played comedically, asking why people are supposed to accept the scene as funny. “They weren’t wearing clown shoes when it happened and nary a single person slipped on a banana peel.”

Signing Heyward may be the move of the year, if only because it’s driving Cardinals fans fucking insane.

Oh yes. She was my favorite as a kid. Almost forgot about her. Gorgeous!

If he were jerking off, he probably would have turned off the Victoria’s Secret show to avoid the distraction.

He obviously broke it saying the pledge of allegiance or perhaps coldcocking a Syrian refugee because he’s the Marine Todd of football.

Triceratops Farting Wildly

+1 Bloodhound Gang ballad

#1 Ginger Lynn

Nah, just tell people that you named the kid after Paula Deen.

Is it a mistake that we named our first kid Deen, then?

Unless the media is willing to seriously analyze why and how Trump is resonating with a large minority of Americans, I don’t want to hear him. Of course the media won’t because 1) Trump draws viewers and 2) they don’t want to alienate any potential viewers.

Christ, Harvard really is insufferable in every imaginable way.

Did that Really Just Happen? The Official Anthology of Cleveland Browns Football 1946-present

A Browns quarterback has the job security of a Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher.

Look at the good he did for The Game Of Basketball. Before Kobe, Basketball was boring and useless. I remember watching games as a kid and crying from boredom. The players would just walk on the court and shake hands for 48 minutes while the coaches deflated as many basketballs as they could with crude knives. Unreal.…

If this guy is a protestor, Carly Fiorina is a presidential candidate.

If the Vine were just two seconds longer, you’d see a very confused Mike Huckabee furiously stuffing those bills down his pants.