I’ve never been a fan of her or the got damn song, but I’m a professional singer and it sets my teeth on edge every time I have to sing it during the season.

Stephen Miller is 34.

“Ultimate?” Jaws was the first summer blockbuster, not the last.

Great. Now perhaps they’ll bury that goddamn “Hangin’ in a chowline” Chappelle bullshit.

I fly twice a year on average, to and from the UK on business. I’m usually booked in Economy or E-plus, but on the way home from Heathrow I was given the whole hand-rub/bag-rub/pat-down thing, then bumped up to Business. It’s possible I was bumped up bcs they oversold E-plus and made me get screened as a tradeoff, but…

North Side of CHicago. I went on Tuesday, strategically, at like 3:30 or 4, and there was 1 person ahead of me in line. As I left it was coming on rush hour, and started to get busier, as it will do. I did the same thing yesterday, same time, same place,and that’s probably enough of the sammich for a while.

Allison Jones?

I haven’t seen the name of this third-party editing service in any story I’ve read. (Small sample size, but...) They should be named and shamed, because that’s some Utah video-store bullshit.

I bailed on this show a couple of years ago, but I’m surprised they hadn’t killed him already.

Word.

I wonder how often the third doctor gets called “Glengarry.”

That’s why they don’t play the games on paper.

Like the silver C-3PO in A New Hope that I never noticed until like the eighth time I watched it.

“I saw a crack and was able to split the backs and get behind the defense.”
--Rivers

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Even if it were a romcom, My Best Friend’s Wedding wouldn’t be the GOAT.
Roman Holiday. Princess template. Runaway template. Unrequited romance template. Nutty sidekick template. Travelogue template. Arguably the most beautiful romcom heroine ever. Pre-Daddy Gregory Peck. Still holds up.

No Squat Cobbler in the Better Call Saul room?

Do you live in China?

Fan Bingbing is not a “local” actress. In China she’s basically Scarlett Johansson, and internationally she’s a red carpet icon.
Or was, until the Chinese government disappeared her for three months. For “tax evasion.”

Fan Bingbing might disagree.