Trust me. It sounds like a small block Chevy.

Sounds like a small block Chevy until about 3500RPM...

Then it sounds like WWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

And if you let off instead of braking, you die.

That is all.

Imagine a Forest Green F40 with the stock wheels refinished in matte gunmetal with this interior.

I’m sorry I forgot to bring tissues.

IT WON’T BE WHAT YOU ARE EXPECTING!!

DID YOU GET WHAT YOU WERE EXPECTING THO?!

Especially first and second gen. Get them at 30G while you can.

When I was a kid, I often had a dream where I would go back in time with a Dodge Viper GTS (1999) in gunmetal grey, to the late 1800’s, just before the industrial revolution really took off (Road to Avonlea, Little House on the Prairie time/setting period).

I dreamt that they would all stand in awe, the ladies in…

MANTURIANCANADADIDDATEGATE.

Only 2nd year and above Physics students will understand.

While researching, I found this.

He crafted it and it flies in the air.

Don’t say that man... The internet police are watching!

Meant 64, my mistake.

Sorry, 64. My dyslexia is kicking in.

Thank God I’ll be 46 by then and I’ll be able to retire with my then ancient NSX NA1 and Porsche 911 964, and reminisce about simpler times, when The Cranberries were popular, cars had drivers, engines and manual’s, and the Internet required you to have a free “home” phone line.

All of you are welcome to come over for…

Ah true, redundancy noted!

Wonder what his settled severance is?

I’m laughing too hard at work. This is gold.

I want it delivered on a plate via the Pope, with a bunch of attractive naked women surrounding him.

Yeah but what if I own a VW and want a personal letter? Why am I treated as just a number? I would want them to buy me a coffee, shake my hand, offer me some investment advice and give me a hug when they tell me they’re sorry for betraying me.