Uuuuh... it’s a joke suggesting that he loves America so much.

“Earth to Jim...”

Honestly? I already see that. If it was up to me, I would fly up and away from this entire rock in no time at all.

I didn’t read past the first sentence because you asked me if “Cold War” meant anything to me after I mentioned Bomark missiles.

Jesus.

Hey everyone, the brain dead American’s are back. We missed you. Love, Canada.

How’s that oil? How’s that freshwater?

By the way, thanks for those sweet Bomark’s, and those awesome F35’s.

What? Dude, I’m CANADIAN. Not Russian.

I respectfully disagree.

Hey man, don’t be a critical thin... I mean, conspiracy theorist.

YOU AIN’T LIBERAL ‘NUFF SON.

Yeah funny about that huh? I seem to always be wrong...

Remind me again how the 99th percentile is doing, please?

I’m Canadian, numbnuts.

Or, you know, I could just MOVE to Russia too, right? Since we’re throwing out insulting idioms.

Hey, by any chance, do you wipe your ass with copies of the Declaration of Independence?

... When was I freaking out?

‘MURICA!

Hey maybe if you make the front page font a little bit bigger it’ll help skew the American prejudice against Russia just a little bit further.

Cause I don’t use twitter. If I wanted to let people know I was pooping, I’d buy a megaphone.

“... You’d know this if you follow me on Twitter because you would have seen me...”

I feel like this is always a clever ploy to get people to follow you on Twitter.

Like this, with a 4 cylinder engine making about 150HP, a shitty AM-FM 4 speaker radio with aux input, bluetooth, a manual transmission, LED lights front and rear, and a 6 speed manual, along with a hatch.

They really need to bring this car back, at a price so low that it makes the FRS look like a Rolls. I’m thinking between 17-20,000 all in.

If I truly loved my car... then as much as it takes.

Suddenly we’ve gone from subtly insulting each other on the basis of company politics to car enthusiast talk.

This is the reason why cars are so glorious.