You might want to brush up on the Enes Kanter story before leaving Turkey off that list. 

So I have to carry around a copy of my DD-214? 

Because they are fucking morons that fall for the same con time after time. 

I got Subway on ETNT and the Filet O’Fish on lovefood. Not a banner year, though I’m sure Subway’s sandwiches back then were better than the ones now.

Those of us who were given a sugar cube to vaccinate us against polio instead of the shot of the Salk vaccine are examples that the first effective vaccine isn’t necessarily the final version. That doesn’t mean that the first vaccine isn’t important and won’t save lives. It’s just a process and we should be prepared…

Those of us who were given a sugar cube to vaccinate us against polio are examples that the first effective vaccine isn’t necessarily the final version. That doesn’t mean that the first vaccine isn’t important and won’t save lives. It’s just a process and we should be prepared that the first one won’t be perfect. 

Whisky, Scotch, neat. My nerves demand it even if my boss doesn’t. 

Seriously not my thing, but at least they look cool. Oh, and you misspelled “Camaro” unless you were going for that Craigslist listing feeling.

I’m guessing that the product planners have decided not to produce any if they can’t sell it in cans as that probably makes up the vast majority of already small (for a Coke product) sales.

Top Chef used to be the one reality/game show I really liked but then it became more Top Caterer with too many of the challenges more about being able to pack up the dishes and finish/serve them at a remote location than who can make the best food in a kitchen. Now, Top Caterer might make a great show but that’s not…

Tell her she has to use the claw!

More about The Bear Necessities of Life.

It went off the rails because instead of a limited run series they turned it into a continuing story. 

Just remember these words of wisdom:

Yeah, he grew up in Georgia. He tamed his accent for professional reasons. 

I knew that one day the Southern Gothic in him would break through. It’s been simmering right under the surface for a long time. 

I have a dentist appointment to get a cavity filled. It will, undoubtedly, be the least painful part of my day. Truthfully, I’ll spend the rest of the day trying very hard to avoid any reporting of current events. 

His W8 is still doing fine. He rarely drives it. Those two facts may be related. 

People are weird. 

Prudish blackmailers and con men are an interesting development.