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The point is that some folks inexplicably have $125 million to spend on a house, while others struggle to put food on the table. Next question.

This is why we need tax cuts for the 1%. How are they supposed to afford the ultra luxuriousness of Versailles if they only have the resources for an overpriced Ikea warehouse?!??!

The “A” “V” Club.

It’s the Juicero of water blasters.

$175 is way too much for a squirt gun. The beauty of the super soaker is that it’s relatively cheap, in addition to having a strong blast. Motorized squirt guns aren’t new, yet none have taken off like traditional ones, as the need for batteries is a major downside. 

If you own a $40 million yacht and have no better place to put it than fucking Ohio, you deserve anything that’s coming to you.

Come to Robert Mueller’s driveway in the next 15 minutes if you want an asskicking.