Scrolled past the whole article just to make sure someone made this joke. Thank you Jujy.

My dog is basically a teddy bear who only lives to play pattycake and snuggle, so this is not a usual reaction from him. It’s all Trump’s dumb fault.

My dog can’t handle hearing Donald Trump’s voice. He either whines or leaves the room to shit. Dogs know, man

I always loved Miranda, I never got the Miranda hate thing.

Wow, I was not aware of that.

Yeah especially after the cluster fuck in Iraq we can’t afford to squander what goodwill Obama has brought the US internationally.

I actually thought that’s what he was saying until a couple sentences in.

Dude I have been hanging out in DC during and post debate and you would love the commentary that is going down. I’m going to miss this town in spite of myself.

Haha OK I loled.

You are a lot more mature than me. I have borderline personality and it takes a lot for me to not go into life-ruining-mode when someone speaks to me like that.

Ooo I totally forgot that! Thanks :)

Ooo great find, I never noticed that! Too bad LB is too niche to get called onto a late night show to play the role for which she was born.

I just want to shout out Gaelic Storm, a band that frequents the venue at which I am employed, and a couple of dudes who once punched Russell Crowe (The Gladiator) in the head.

Shocking!

I just finished a run in “Assistance”, Leslye Headland’s play partially based on her time working for Harvey Weinstein. It was astonishingly light on the sexual harassment aspect, though the Weinstein surrogate character was an abusive asshole.

Ugh I’m so sorry. I feel like it’s worse when it’s someone you liked and looked up to like that.

I can get vibes from across a room if someone is being nasty about me. I’m sure she knew. Bleggh.

It’s like when your normally quiet and kind friend says something really mean and it’s AMAZING.

Truly stunning, and brave.

There’s. Always. Money. In. The. Banana. Stand!!!