+10 nerd cred for you, Sir! *heart click*

Six months later the divorce rate will skyrocket. The art piece will be called "The Marriage Ender".

For about $200 you can buy a nook color. Good screen resolution, well built hardware, and decent battery life. With Cyanogen Mod 7 you can have access to the Android Market and Cyanogen Mod 9 (ICS based) will be out soon (preview build is already out). Much better deal IMHO.

He's undead, Jim.

Let's get straight to the holodeck so we can start screwing around, shall we?

Made me ROFL! Heart click!

IF WERE LUCKY CAPS LOCK WILL BE BUT A MEMORY BY THE END OF MY LIFETIME

The VIC 20 was my first computers as well. I had the cassette drive and an 8k expansion card. At the time I thought it was the greatest machine ever built. *sigh*

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

Except Sprint's 3G network is so slow it couldn't even stream Netflix if they wanted to. (I'm an upset Sprint iPhone 4S user in Dallas).

Edit: accidental double post.

#trollpatrol

"Alive! but do you want to be?

"Alive! but do you want to be?

Yes, the research wouldn't happen at all because all the money went to study shrimp on tiny treadmills.

Wants the shiny!

My compliments to Scott White on the illustration. I want this on a T-shirt!

At least your home isn't being demolished to make way for a galactic bypass!

I read this in the voice of the late Bernie Mac (God rest...) and I laughed out loud at work. Thank you!

"the police says that Bialczak got out of his *car* and started to"