My name is Zaphod Beeblebrox and I approve this message.

Yeah, Apple never has to steal ideas. Like they didn't steal any of this [goo.gl] or these http://goo.gl/csvdR , or any of these [goo.gl] , or this

It's nice to see a company do something that ISN'T motivated by greed.

Both! So why is everyone still feeding the troll?

It already exists, but it's called Mythbusters.

@Curves: Please accept my condolences.

For the truly desperate there was the lingerie section of the JC Penny's catalog. Dark times indeed.

At his current level of stupidity? Yeah, he'll be back for more.

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Thank you, Sir. This made my day!

@soldstatic: Will this do?

@Berkeley: Wrote you this postcard about it by the light of my lightining machine. Enjoy!

@angstman: Consider yourself lucky - if I act like that my wife will change the locks.

@Riff-Raff: I work at a college IT Helpdesk and I'm pretty sure the movie "Idiocracy" is a prophecy. The stupid people are multiplying and will soon be the majority.

@beatledud: Cue "Don't Fear the Reaper" - it's time.

@Digo: Z-Day?!? MORE AMMO!!! I need MORE AMMO!

@Nic Michael: I prefer matching Davy Crocketts for my bookends. Nothing holds books better than a couple of 50's era tactical nuclear warheads.

@Hearthatvoiceagain says Get well soon Steve.: So . . . does that make you a citizen or a subject?

@willyolio: don't forget the unicorn farts! You won't get far on dreams and magic without unicorn farts!

@Tyrunn: Thank you. I just gave him a listen on youtube. I can see what you mean about not being for everyone (very folksy), but I like it. Music with an actual message? I didn't know anyone was still doing that kind of thing these days.