George Orwell just got the dates wrong.

@Tyrunn: I don't know what song you are speaking of, but from that one line I believe I am missing out. Could you please tell me the song title/artist?

@tomsomething: heart click<

@NateZ28: Show her this letter, BEG her to seek professional help, and DO NOT betray her trust.

@Purdueable: Too soon, man, too soon.

@Ralph-GreNader: I was this close to losing my (admittedly already slim) faith in humanity on this thread until I got to your comment. I never thought of myself as "NORMAL", but some of these comments show a complete lack of empathy from people who have apparently lost touch with their own humanity. Thank you for…

@simeonw: It still didn't work.

@Se7en_speed: I second this! Come on everybody - sign the petition!

@Dalton63841: No, it's nothing like France because we're not a bunch of cheese eatin' surrender monkeys!

@imaeffinginger: And illiteracy is the number one cause of poverty - learn the difference between "then" and "than"!

@Tom_Servo: I think i can out-crazy Gary - not scared. Makeout session with Bea Athur?!? Terrifying!

@The Lab: Bonfire Kegger?

@Xagest: That's right - then you can stage a monthly fight to the death between two prisoners and make a killing selling tickets to spoiled rich folk!

@Doople: And they say crime doesn't pay!

@grimjack28: Yes, it's awesome. I can't wait to try the Spyder - from what I can see with my good eye it looks like a good smoke.

It's a shame the 22-mile range will keep me from driving it to my still. The revenuer man wouldn't hear me coming in an electric car.

@KamWrex: "1920s-inspired" - not actually from the 1920's, Sir. The 22-mile range is very unimpressive for a modern electric car.

@SkipErnst: You forgot the unicorn farts!

@Dr. Nemmo: That will make cybersex so much more awesome!

@Platypus Man: I think pseudorocket must work for xojet. That's the second plug he's made for them on this page. (see above post)