Wow, what a classy, humble guy, posting an apology on the internet where millions of people will see it. Truly, America does not deserve the hero that is Macklemore.

"Top o' the Mornin'" with Carrot Top

Do you remember the one where he wrote that weird, creepy love letter to AJ Daulerio after he left?

Sorry, Canadian legend Gordon Lightfoot

That whole Vogue-Lena Dunham disaster seemed like the final nail in the coffin.

There is the occasional gem, but mostly I just get a kick out of hate-reading stuff. It's the same reason I occasionally spend time on Fox Nation.

Camille was a really good reporter, but didn't she leave last year? And yeah, Rich is completely insufferable. It's a shame because that gay social column thing had the potential to be really good but it just ended up being typical Gawker navel gazing.

I really, really don't like Ken Layne. Everyone else is pretty mediocre.

They have maple syrup poachers to catch

She's miles above the rest of them, but even her shtick is wearing a little thin for me. She reminds of that person who needs to be the funniest person at the party.

The newest crop of writers are so abysmally terrible

Is "the right to make a buck" a legal term?

The bad guy from Dudley Do-Right

I prefer Harvey Bullock

Andre from My Dinner with Andre! The wild strawberries from Wild Strawberries!

"You've always been the caretaker, dumdum."

Does he know that Vader is Luke's father? There are some amazing YouTube videos of parents filming their kids' reactions to that scene for the first time.

Had to work this weekend so not too much. I watched a few episodes of The Venture Bros. with my girlfriend, but the fact that Netflix has only had the first season for the past year is really starting to annoy me. Also watched John Mulaney's standup special New in Town, which was pretty fantastic. I'm glad he's…

Gameraaaa! Gameraaaa!
Gamera is really neat!
Gamera is filled with meat!
We've been eating Ga-me-raaaaa!

I don't have an overwhelming desire to produce offspring, but watching Star Wars with my hypothetical children for the first time just sounds so great.