Those are tortoises you jerk

ALLMANS SUCK, BRING OUT THE HATCHET! YEEHAW, MOTHERFUCKERS!

Maybe he, Bieber, and Chris Brown could plagiarize the Donner Party?

AMAZING CHOICE OF MOVIES TO PLAGIARIZE, SHIA

Yeah, you're wrong. Lorde isn't as singularly bizarre as Kate Bush, but I can see her career following a similar trajectory. She'll be around for a while.

And they say art is dead.

I quite like the idea of Westerosi rulers caring enough about the wants and needs of the general populace to put out propaganda posters.

I always thought that was a winking-eye alcohol suggestion.

I think that—contrary to everything he promised during his campaign—he's not trying to ruffle too many feathers, at least for a little while. His mandate isn't nearly as strong as it seems (something like 1 in 5 voters came out for the election).

I think we can make an exception in this case.

This Elvish princess can do no wrong in my book. The album is great.

He's a cool mayor! He's "down" with pop music!

Probably because America

Which album?

Not if we deport him!

It's definitely a total swag move.

This Florida story doesn't have enough drug-crazed cannibals or gun-crazed lunatics, but I'll take it.

Us Romans, we gotta god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation . . .

Obligatory Greyjoy tentacle porn joke

He's in the last one on the horse being transported to the Eyrie by Catelyn.