Duck the Halls

GROSS

"Can you get me on The Tonight Show?"

. . . hi?

Gene's trash.

DAWES YOU SAY?

Is that true? Because I totally believe it.

The comedian is named Pat Buckles. He's an amazing one-off character.

Yes, I buy and sell men like myself every day.

Well, you made a long journey, from Milan to Minsk.
Rochelle, Rochelle.

Death Blow: when someone tries to blow you up, not because of who you are but for different reasons all together.

Don't you want to know how they got in there?

I never buy an album without first reading what Rolling Stone has to say about it. It's a great magazine that continues to be a relevant resource for music lovers into the 21st century and beyond.

Holy shit this is depressing

WHOA

I was pretty bowled over when the kid who played Sam popped up as Jojen in Game of Thrones.

War Boner and Vulture Shit were probably my two favorites.

ARBITRARY SUPERLATIVES THREAD:

The Band - "Acadian Driftwood"
Kim Carnes - "Bette Davis Eyes"
Bob Seger - "Night Moves"
Tina Turner - "Private Dancer"

My eyes just rolled so hard they flew out of their sockets and skittered across the floor.